Who says churches don't have a sense of humor?

Think about it!

Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;


Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
I never looked at it this way before:
Ever notice how all of women's problems start withMEN?


MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY necologist
AND .
When we have REAL trouble, it's a
HISterectomy..

If love is blind

......why is lingerie so popular?

Things that make you go What the???

Darn IT!

Aren't Older Women Great!

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife
one day and said:

"Honey, 40 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but i
got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.

Now I have a $500K home, a $45K car, king-size bed and plasma
screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to
me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and
find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great?

They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.

Don't Mess with Old People

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed
when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed,
which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw
that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and
he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he
should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when
available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned
the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were
people stealing things from my shed Well, you don't have to worry about
them now because I've just shot them." Then he hung up.

Within five minuteses three police cars, an Armed Response Unit,
and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the
burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people!!