After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife
one day and said:
one day and said:
"Honey, 40 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car,
slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but i
got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.
slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but i
got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.
Now I have a $500K home, a $45K car, king-size bed and plasma
screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to
me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and
find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great?
screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to
me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and
find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that I would
once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping
on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great?
They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.
