Nice place to work....NOT

DRESS CODE: It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.




If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers, and carrying a $600 Gucci Bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need pay rise.



If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay rise.



If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need pay rise.



SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor''s statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.



PERSONAL DAYS: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.



TOILET USE: Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict 3 minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken.



After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.



LUNCH BREAK: Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that''s all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast.



Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation, and input should be directed elsewhere.

Lunch $6.50, lunch with son Priceless

I had my son come work with me for a few days. Since I have been avoiding the toll roads to reduce our expenses it was nice to be able to use the Carpool lane. I told him he might have to come with me everyday so I could use it (hee hee).

So at lunch we went to Del Taco because I had a coupon (as usual) so he had (2) tacos , 1 was FREE, I had 1 taco and we split a med fries and I got a med drink (he doesn't drink pop that much, mostly water, GOOD BOY) at the total was $6.39.

Having lunch and talking to my 21 yr old son for more then 5 min and 5 words...priceless